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Viktoria
by @ianrandmckenzie
11/12/2020
by @ianrandmckenzie
11/12/2020
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I am the #1 Viktoria stan
Claimed every scholarly and gentle man
The argued and quibbled
While their bulging pants dribbled
Claimed every scholarly and gentle man
The argued and quibbled
While their bulging pants dribbled
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Little did they know
Of my ever-burning glow
For this one they call Viktoria
The one who mastered crystal aura
Of my ever-burning glow
For this one they call Viktoria
The one who mastered crystal aura
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See, before our eyes ever first met
I was writing a sonnet
Of her great deeds
And the spawnfriends on which she feeds
I was writing a sonnet
Of her great deeds
And the spawnfriends on which she feeds
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But, Viktoria is not as she may seem
For her gender is just a meme
A joke amongst a few
There was one fact they all knew
For her gender is just a meme
A joke amongst a few
There was one fact they all knew
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They all argued about who was #1 stan
Even though Viktoria was a man
And as I sat here drinking a beer
I knew it was Viktisen that they fear
Even though Viktoria was a man
And as I sat here drinking a beer
I knew it was Viktisen that they fear
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The Mark of Cain
by ianrandmckenzie
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The Mark of Cain
by @ianrandmckenzie
15/10/2019
(MC: 22/11/2020)
by @ianrandmckenzie
15/10/2019
(MC: 22/11/2020)
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
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My skin without marks
So very plain
But there is a hidden
one
So very plain
But there is a hidden
one
The Mark of Cain
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I speak of altruism,
justice and love
I am a civil man
justice and love
I am a civil man
I do not push, I do not shove
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Yet, when it comes to
my status
My wealth, my power
I'll drop a million
bombs
My enemies' metallic
shower
my status
My wealth, my power
I'll drop a million
bombs
My enemies' metallic
shower
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They are less than us
My actions are just
My actions are just
So follow my word
That you implicitly
trust
That you implicitly
trust
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So, join me in my quest
Of spreading
unimaginable pain
Of spreading
unimaginable pain
Your prize is the mark
The Mark of Cain
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Thank you for reading.
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Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
objektivdigital.com
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About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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The CuBoyd Biome
by ianrandmckenzie
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The CuBoyd Biome
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
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Get a chance to roam
The CuBoyd Biome
It will make you feel
So surreal
It will make you feel
So surreal
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You'll bounce on
bouncy blocks
And see absolutely no
rocks
bouncy blocks
And see absolutely no
rocks
It's pink and red and
black and green
black and green
You'll feel like you're
floating in a dream
floating in a dream
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In this magical place
There is not a trace
Of a single tree
Just a psychedelic
menagerie
Just a psychedelic
menagerie
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This place is
absolutely lit
absolutely lit
And would you believe
it?
it?
To pray, you won't
have search
Because there's even
a church
have search
Because there's even
a church
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And that familiar
statue
statue
I'll give you a clue:
His arms spread wide
Closing humanity's
divide
divide
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Yes, it truly is a
wonder
Even post-plunder
wonder
Even post-plunder
Feel free to make
your home
your home
The CuBoyd Biome
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
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of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
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onstantiam
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admin PhantomCaptain.
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of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
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onstantiam
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admin PhantomCaptain.
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Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
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About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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Pandamonium
by ianrandmckenzie
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Pandamonium
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
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Where is that land,
uhh?
The place with the
panda?
The place where I
grew
Amongst the bamboo
uhh?
The place with the
panda?
The place where I
grew
Amongst the bamboo
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Those pandas were
nice
Never took my rice
All they'd do is chew
On their favorite
bamboo
nice
Never took my rice
All they'd do is chew
On their favorite
bamboo
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They were cute and
cuddly
Some even called me
their buddy
We'd chill in the forest
The best place to rest
cuddly
Some even called me
their buddy
We'd chill in the forest
The best place to rest
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One day, humans put
me in a car trunk
Because I am a rare
monke
To the rescue, the
pandas came
Putting the humans to
shame
me in a car trunk
Because I am a rare
monke
To the rescue, the
pandas came
Putting the humans to
shame
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The pandas look so
sweet
Eating human meat
And as the flesh, they rend
Pandas will always be
my friend
sweet
Eating human meat
And as the flesh, they rend
Pandas will always be
my friend
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
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onstantiam
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donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
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onstantiam
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admin PhantomCaptain.
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Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Page 9 of 10
About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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Our Glowing Halo
by ianrandmckenzie
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Our Glowing Halo
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
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members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
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Wherever you seem to go
There here is, Halo
When everyone is gone
He's there cheering
you on
you on
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When everyone's
enraged
He's present and
engaged
He's always present
enraged
He's present and
engaged
He's always present
For a notable event
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I seem to be right
When I say he's a
socialite
Traversing circles big and small
His status is quite tall
When I say he's a
socialite
Traversing circles big and small
His status is quite tall
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And well earned, too
His outlook, fresh and
new
new
And you'll always find
That he's always kind
That he's always kind
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It's true, we all love
him
him
He makes our hearts
never dim
never dim
We should all live and
know
know
Our inner Halo
Page 7 of 10
Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
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of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
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onstantiam
100% of profits get
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admin PhantomCaptain.
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endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
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admin PhantomCaptain.
Page 8 of 10
Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
objektivdigital.com
Page 9 of 10
About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
Page 10 of 10
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