Pandamonium
by ianrandmckenzie
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Pandamonium
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
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Where is that land,
uhh?
The place with the
panda?
The place where I
grew
Amongst the bamboo
uhh?
The place with the
panda?
The place where I
grew
Amongst the bamboo
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Those pandas were
nice
Never took my rice
All they'd do is chew
On their favorite
bamboo
nice
Never took my rice
All they'd do is chew
On their favorite
bamboo
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They were cute and
cuddly
Some even called me
their buddy
We'd chill in the forest
The best place to rest
cuddly
Some even called me
their buddy
We'd chill in the forest
The best place to rest
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One day, humans put
me in a car trunk
Because I am a rare
monke
To the rescue, the
pandas came
Putting the humans to
shame
me in a car trunk
Because I am a rare
monke
To the rescue, the
pandas came
Putting the humans to
shame
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The pandas look so
sweet
Eating human meat
And as the flesh, they rend
Pandas will always be
my friend
sweet
Eating human meat
And as the flesh, they rend
Pandas will always be
my friend
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
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Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
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About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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Usque ad finem.
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