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Newfriend Starter Guide

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

A Hacker's Guide to Constantiam

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Afterlife

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

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Afterlife
by @ianrandmckenzie
29/3/2020
(MC: 25/12/2020)

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One day I will decide

To take a ride

To the highest peaks

Where everyone seeks

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Peaceful solitude

For mental fortitude

Then descend to the
steeple

To reach out to the
people

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To tell them the lie

That I learned from
the sky

That the dead are in
crowds

Floating in the clouds

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Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

A Lovely Lass

by ianrandmckenzie

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A Lovely Lass
by @ianrandmckenzie
18/10/2019
(MC: 25/12/2020)

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I once met a lovely
lass

Though, she was
rather crass

She loved to slap my
ass

And give other men a
pass

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She had rather bad
gas

But, she was a catch –
a trophy bass

A volumptuous lass

Her boussoms with
such mass

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She had such wit and
sass

But, one day did pass

She was swallowed by
a morass

Oh, the funeral had
such class!

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They played the
sweetest blue grass

She was my sweet
piece of ass

Now she's just
biomass

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By now, you've wished
you'd given a pass

To this shit poem,
written by a jackass.

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Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Hotel Constantiam Memoriam

by Ulifer

BOOK

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

This work was transcribed by SortByNode from a May 2018 post on reddit. redd.it/8hgxwp

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