A Lovely Lass
by ianrandmckenzie
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A Lovely Lass
by @ianrandmckenzie
18/10/2019
(MC: 25/12/2020)
by @ianrandmckenzie
18/10/2019
(MC: 25/12/2020)
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I once met a lovely
lass
Though, she was
rather crass
She loved to slap my
ass
And give other men a
pass
lass
Though, she was
rather crass
She loved to slap my
ass
And give other men a
pass
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She had rather bad
gas
But, she was a catch –
a trophy bass
A volumptuous lass
Her boussoms with
such mass
gas
But, she was a catch –
a trophy bass
A volumptuous lass
Her boussoms with
such mass
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She had such wit and
sass
But, one day did pass
She was swallowed by
a morass
Oh, the funeral had
such class!
sass
But, one day did pass
She was swallowed by
a morass
Oh, the funeral had
such class!
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They played the
sweetest blue grass
She was my sweet
piece of ass
Now she's just
biomass
sweetest blue grass
She was my sweet
piece of ass
Now she's just
biomass
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By now, you've wished
you'd given a pass
To this shit poem,
written by a jackass.
you'd given a pass
To this shit poem,
written by a jackass.
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constantiam
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