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The Crystal Forest
by ianrandmckenzie
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Page 1 of 14
The Crystal Forest
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
Page 2 of 14
At the edge of the
crystal forest
Lies a lonely stable
Within it, a chest
Its contents for those who are able
crystal forest
Lies a lonely stable
Within it, a chest
Its contents for those who are able
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The forest is
unnatural
So would say man
Yet, these beings made this mural
It was their own plan
unnatural
So would say man
Yet, these beings made this mural
It was their own plan
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A rite of passage
For these hairless
apes
To show their wise age
To forgo pillage and
rapes
For these hairless
apes
To show their wise age
To forgo pillage and
rapes
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To place a crystal
Is to evolve into old
Into an individual
Instead of what you're told
Is to evolve into old
Into an individual
Instead of what you're told
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At the edge of the
crystal forest
You will become
someone new
So lay your rage to
rest
And join the peaceful
few
crystal forest
You will become
someone new
So lay your rage to
rest
And join the peaceful
few
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Three kilometers from
the center of hell
Lies an innocuous
portal
That will send you well
On your journey to
trees of crystal
the center of hell
Lies an innocuous
portal
That will send you well
On your journey to
trees of crystal
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From there, you will
surely smile
There's not much more to go
Your destination within a mile
Without traversing
snow
surely smile
There's not much more to go
Your destination within a mile
Without traversing
snow
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You may stumble upon
a village
As of this writing,
empty and pristine
Perhaps for some to
pillage
But, ahead you must
lean
a village
As of this writing,
empty and pristine
Perhaps for some to
pillage
But, ahead you must
lean
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Please continue your
search
If you don't know
where...
...find a forest of tall
birch
You're surely almost
there
search
If you don't know
where...
...find a forest of tall
birch
You're surely almost
there
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
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Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
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About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
Page 14 of 14
Usque ad finem.
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Bill's Dad
by ianrandmckenzie
BOOK
Page 1 of 10
BillFromL4D's Dad
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
Page 2 of 10
It always makes me sad
When I think about
Bill's dad
Such a great man
Bill, his biggest fan
When I think about
Bill's dad
Such a great man
Bill, his biggest fan
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One day we all knew
How his greatness was true
With an epic film by Bill
Showing his force of
will
How his greatness was true
With an epic film by Bill
Showing his force of
will
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There was so much
emotion
And the odd explosion
TBH, it was pretty dope
And gave us all hope
emotion
And the odd explosion
TBH, it was pretty dope
And gave us all hope
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For a world with more
love
With blessings from
above
And a cure for
blindness
To acts of unkindness
love
With blessings from
above
And a cure for
blindness
To acts of unkindness
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So here's to rejecting
all that is bad
Rejoicing what will
never be a fad
I wish we could all be
as rad
As Bill's amazing dad
all that is bad
Rejoicing what will
never be a fad
I wish we could all be
as rad
As Bill's amazing dad
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
Page 8 of 10
Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Page 9 of 10
About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
Page 10 of 10
Usque ad finem.
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This Poor Fella
by ianrandmckenzie
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Let me tell you of a fella
Who cast a wide umbrella
Of things he likes to eat
It was such an admirable feat
Who cast a wide umbrella
Of things he likes to eat
It was such an admirable feat
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He had such a great attitude
About all kinds of food
A squid, a dragonfruit, a pine nut
Anything would go in this man's gut!
About all kinds of food
A squid, a dragonfruit, a pine nut
Anything would go in this man's gut!
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A bean, an ostrich egg, a bamboo shoot
One day, this man even ate a newt!
Which was the undoing for this poor fella
For he soon died from salmonella.
One day, this man even ate a newt!
Which was the undoing for this poor fella
For he soon died from salmonella.
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CovidChan_
PLAYER
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Server Name:
Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net
Server Address: constantiam.net
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so my original ign was: Covid_Chan yes i am THE Covid_Chan creator of Calamity and destroyer of spawn bases made by the kiwi larp gang. Calam...read more
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