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KillerSlider Vol.2
by ianrandmckenzie
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KillerSlider Vol.2
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
Page 2 of 12
yo check it
dope fit
tricked kit
your wrists slit
dope fit
tricked kit
your wrists slit
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yo, i'm a based
red-pilled chad
just like your step
dad
got over 30 travelers
all refrain from usin'
slurs
red-pilled chad
just like your step
dad
got over 30 travelers
all refrain from usin'
slurs
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coalitions throwin' fits
'cause i trapped 'em in the pits
they take an army to
this war, yeah
but my crew nuke 'em
with our aura
'cause i trapped 'em in the pits
they take an army to
this war, yeah
but my crew nuke 'em
with our aura
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enchanted diamond
armored
got this local bard
enamored
he's slingin' big simp
rhymes
'bout my casual play
times
armored
got this local bard
enamored
he's slingin' big simp
rhymes
'bout my casual play
times
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you think i'm from an
island
'cause i'm rockin' kiwi
in my brand
little do you know
i'll never tell, i'll never show
island
'cause i'm rockin' kiwi
in my brand
little do you know
i'll never tell, i'll never show
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so next time you see
the slider
you best become a
rider
of your bestest
on-ground hacks
before you suffer my
attacks
the slider
you best become a
rider
of your bestest
on-ground hacks
before you suffer my
attacks
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on this server called
constantiam
i'm slicin' friends like
christmas ham
my reach grows ever
wider
just call me KiwiSlider
constantiam
i'm slicin' friends like
christmas ham
my reach grows ever
wider
just call me KiwiSlider
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
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onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
Page 10 of 12
Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
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About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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KillerSlider Vol.1
by ianrandmckenzie
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KillerSlider Vol.1
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
Page 2 of 11
You may as well suicide
If you're on Kiwi's bad side
He'll rip you up
Like the toy of a pup
If you're on Kiwi's bad side
He'll rip you up
Like the toy of a pup
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Newfriends beware
Of the deadly Kiwi
stare
And if you craft a
vortex
You'll surely fall
under his vex
Of the deadly Kiwi
stare
And if you craft a
vortex
You'll surely fall
under his vex
Page 4 of 11
He's also quite the
industrialist
Manufacturing kits, a
long list
Whether you kill, build,
or travel
The kit for you, he'll
unravel
industrialist
Manufacturing kits, a
long list
Whether you kill, build,
or travel
The kit for you, he'll
unravel
Page 5 of 11
Then there's the
trading post
That this author likes
the most
There you'll surely
find
The perfect deal, no
more XP grind
trading post
That this author likes
the most
There you'll surely
find
The perfect deal, no
more XP grind
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And for those he
trusts most
He will surely host
Outposts for your
weary journeys
No need to pay fees
trusts most
He will surely host
Outposts for your
weary journeys
No need to pay fees
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If you're one to stir
up trouble
You better bounce, on the double
If you're a
reasonable spawn
resider
Fear not the great
KiwiSlider
up trouble
You better bounce, on the double
If you're a
reasonable spawn
resider
Fear not the great
KiwiSlider
Page 8 of 11
Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
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Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
objektivdigital.com
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About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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Join Date Week 1
by ianrandmckenzie
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Join Date Week 1
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
Page 2 of 10
Have you seen my
latest fit?
It's from a KiwiBrand
kit
I also got this blade
From that very same
trade
latest fit?
It's from a KiwiBrand
kit
I also got this blade
From that very same
trade
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My robes were pretty
mucky
But then I got lucky
See, I had these skills
in art
With design, I'm pretty
smart
mucky
But then I got lucky
See, I had these skills
in art
With design, I'm pretty
smart
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It just so happened to be
That Kiwi needed me
To make a logo from
scratch
For his next kit batch
That Kiwi needed me
To make a logo from
scratch
For his next kit batch
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Then God struck me
with a plan
To impress this Kiwi
man
To make a kiwi shulker
box
He was like, "man, that
rocks!"
with a plan
To impress this Kiwi
man
To make a kiwi shulker
box
He was like, "man, that
rocks!"
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So I copped a Kiwi kit
From my anarchy logo
hit
And that's how in just
one week
I went from join-date
to on-fleek
From my anarchy logo
hit
And that's how in just
one week
I went from join-date
to on-fleek
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
Page 8 of 10
Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Page 9 of 10
About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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Hello Canada
by ianrandmckenzie
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Hello Canada
by @ianrandmckenzie
26/09/2019
(MC: 22/11/2020)
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
26/09/2019
(MC: 22/11/2020)
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
Page 2 of 10
Hello Canada
My new home
You're so very
familiar
A new place to roam
My new home
You're so very
familiar
A new place to roam
Page 3 of 10
Hello Canada
As some would say,
"America's hat"
You could easily be a
few more states
Did you know that?
As some would say,
"America's hat"
You could easily be a
few more states
Did you know that?
Page 4 of 10
But you're not
And that's great
A place of independent
thought
And a will to your own
fate
And that's great
A place of independent
thought
And a will to your own
fate
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But never forget
That people are
people
And do not let
Your people be
sheep-le
That people are
people
And do not let
Your people be
sheep-le
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You are tall and proud
Steadfast and wise
So resist the enemy's
shroud
Lest we see our
demise
Steadfast and wise
So resist the enemy's
shroud
Lest we see our
demise
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
Page 8 of 10
Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Page 9 of 10
About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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Gruigi_
by ianrandmckenzie
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Gruigi_
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
by @ianrandmckenzie
22/11/2020
Special thanks to the
members 'Spawnfagzia'
for selecting Ian as
their artist in
residence, providing a space for full
creative exploration.
Page 2 of 10
My brain is all googly
After getting blapped
by Gruigi_
My head is in a spin
From a fight I would
never win
After getting blapped
by Gruigi_
My head is in a spin
From a fight I would
never win
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His end crystal snaps
My head cracking
blaps
My head shooting
snots
From Gruigi_'s arrow
head shots
My head cracking
blaps
My head shooting
snots
From Gruigi_'s arrow
head shots
Page 4 of 10
I'm all in a krunk
From his juke box
funk
Dragging my guts on
cobble
He makes me all
discombobble
From his juke box
funk
Dragging my guts on
cobble
He makes me all
discombobble
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Gruigi_ got my all
googly
My boogly oogly
woogly
My ongle bongle
doogly
And rogmulg shog
roogly
googly
My boogly oogly
woogly
My ongle bongle
doogly
And rogmulg shog
roogly
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Can no longer write
Out of gapples, lost my might
Time to say goodnight
Against Gruigi_, lost
the fight
Out of gapples, lost my might
Time to say goodnight
Against Gruigi_, lost
the fight
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Thank you for reading.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
For dox-free socks
endorsed by President
of Constantiam,
Sanvar, please visit:
ianrandmckenzie.com/c
onstantiam
100% of profits get
donated to server
admin PhantomCaptain.
Page 8 of 10
Ian's Projects:
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Preserve Constantiam:
minecraftarchives.com
Blog:
ianrandmckenzie.com
Schizophrenic Art:
curiousmarkings.com
Web Dev/Design:
objektivdigital.com
Page 9 of 10
About the author:
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
A jack-of-all-trades
(and master of none)
that likes to write,
code, design, and
create.
On Constantiam, he
chooses a pacifist
playstyle where he
likes to spread his
creative works and
create the occasional
'quest.'
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