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To Spawn!
by ianrandmckenzie
BOOK
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I bounce like a joyous fawn
You see, I'm off to Spawn!
I've got my books and boots
My tasty apples and sugar cane shoots!
You see, I'm off to Spawn!
I've got my books and boots
My tasty apples and sugar cane shoots!
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I'm off to spawn, yes, I'm on my way
To give my spawnfriends a joyous day
I will shower them with gifts
As my spirit lifts
To give my spawnfriends a joyous day
I will shower them with gifts
As my spirit lifts
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I'll be at spawn in just a minute or two
My excitement is budding, through and through
I'll see cravy and kief and wilfree
If I'm lucky, I'll even see Kiwi!
My excitement is budding, through and through
I'll see cravy and kief and wilfree
If I'm lucky, I'll even see Kiwi!
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Soon I'll be at spawn for a wonderful stay
With all my friends, I can't wait to play
Sure, they'll try to cut me up
Place a crystal and blow me all up
With all my friends, I can't wait to play
Sure, they'll try to cut me up
Place a crystal and blow me all up
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Spawnfriends are murderers, yes, it's true
But perhaps when you read this, I won't be murdered by you?
I'm headed to spawn for a little fun
Hopefully this idea wasn't dumb...
But perhaps when you read this, I won't be murdered by you?
I'm headed to spawn for a little fun
Hopefully this idea wasn't dumb...
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Spawnfriends Vol. 1
by ianrandmckenzie
BOOK
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Do you know what's a drag?
Using the word 'fag'
A word that you state
To passively hate
Using the word 'fag'
A word that you state
To passively hate
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There is not hate in me
So I opt to stay free
Of using that word to send
Instead, I use 'friend'
So I opt to stay free
Of using that word to send
Instead, I use 'friend'
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Newfriends are fresh and ignorant
Oldfriends are wise and arrogant
But, here's a new term for me to lend
It's called the spawnfriend
Oldfriends are wise and arrogant
But, here's a new term for me to lend
It's called the spawnfriend
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Spawnfriends are the server's socialites
They stay close to the action and get in fights
They are the ones that know best
There's no safety outside your ender chest
They stay close to the action and get in fights
They are the ones that know best
There's no safety outside your ender chest
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So when they build, they are care free
Because they know everything is temporary
Now, it's time for me to tell you
About Constantiam's spawn crew
Because they know everything is temporary
Now, it's time for me to tell you
About Constantiam's spawn crew
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KiwiSlider is a formidable fighter
Gruigi will get you all oOoOoigi!
Halo will make your heart grow
KoZe makes the highways cozy
Gruigi will get you all oOoOoigi!
Halo will make your heart grow
KoZe makes the highways cozy
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Cosmyck will make you crystal aura sick
FlyingBroccoli hosts events so timely
CuBoyd sends your mind into the void
m4Vincent has videos so magnificent
FlyingBroccoli hosts events so timely
CuBoyd sends your mind into the void
m4Vincent has videos so magnificent
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wilfree will make your totems flee
saint_pale drops beats that never fail
JamesRustles got those YouTube hustles
Sanvar, a president taking Constantiam far
saint_pale drops beats that never fail
JamesRustles got those YouTube hustles
Sanvar, a president taking Constantiam far
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There's something else your mind should store
Out of spawn, there are many more
For those I failed to mention, I do apologize
As of yet, your name has not met my eyes
Out of spawn, there are many more
For those I failed to mention, I do apologize
As of yet, your name has not met my eyes
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Needless to say, there is more I will write
About spawnfriends showing their might
All I know in the end
Is that I love the spawnfriend
About spawnfriends showing their might
All I know in the end
Is that I love the spawnfriend
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BOMBIRIBOM IS DA BOMB
by ianrandmckenzie
BOOK
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Have you heard of BOMBIRIBOM?
They're the fucking bomb
Helping newfriends out of spawn
Making this server less of a yawn
They're the fucking bomb
Helping newfriends out of spawn
Making this server less of a yawn
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BOMBIRIBOM is as cool as dom_
As digital as a CD-ROM
BOMBIRIBOM tries their hardest
To administer Constantiam's IQ test
As digital as a CD-ROM
BOMBIRIBOM tries their hardest
To administer Constantiam's IQ test
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Keeping our newfriends safe
So that their fresh bums don't chafe
BOMBIRIBOM is on the case
To protect the Constantiam race
So that their fresh bums don't chafe
BOMBIRIBOM is on the case
To protect the Constantiam race
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So if you're not based
Then you are faced
To leave pain free, or agonize while you stay
Whatever you choose, it's Constantiam's way.
Then you are faced
To leave pain free, or agonize while you stay
Whatever you choose, it's Constantiam's way.
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Ballad of Cosmyck
by ianrandmckenzie
BOOK
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Let me tell you about a little trick
To make PvP your top Minecraft pick
Although you might take a lick
You should fight Cosmyck
To make PvP your top Minecraft pick
Although you might take a lick
You should fight Cosmyck
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As you're passing spawn by
He'll swoop you with his boat fly
And when he catches up
Don't count on him saying, 'sup?'
He'll swoop you with his boat fly
And when he catches up
Don't count on him saying, 'sup?'
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He'll drop a thousand crystal shocks
He'll make you shit your crocs
And before your gapple is swallowed
Your whole chest cavity is hallowed
He'll make you shit your crocs
And before your gapple is swallowed
Your whole chest cavity is hallowed
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But if you manage to survive
You should probably take a dive
To any water that is blue
Where his crystal can't get you
You should probably take a dive
To any water that is blue
Where his crystal can't get you
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But you'll probably still die
From his sword swooping high
This is why spawnfriends are sick
Of that guy named Cosmyck
From his sword swooping high
This is why spawnfriends are sick
Of that guy named Cosmyck
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