Less than a week after my return, the famous PvPer and venture capitalist KiwiSlider was taking notice to my writing exploits. With poems written about multiple players and groups, it seems I had proven myself to be a true figure in the Constantiam community. Kiwi chose to honor my efforts with a gift of his rare, un-dupable KiwiBrand Status Tenue kit:

[https://minecraftarchives.com/archives/kiwibrand-status-tenue]

And here's the certificate of authenticity:

[https://minecraftarchives.com/archives/certificate-o-a]

No doubt, I had most certainly acquired this honored status from some fairly aggressive "SIMP"-ing of Kiwi with my poem I wrote about him:

[https://minecraftarchives.com/archives/killerslider-vol-1]

And, if that wasn't enough to gain favor with him, I also made a fucking FIRE* rap about him:
*"FIRE" is entirely subjective, please consult your local drip consultant.

[https://minecraftarchives.com/archives/killerslider-vol-2]