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BOMBIRIBOM IS DA BOMB

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

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Have you heard of BOMBIRIBOM?

They're the fucking bomb

Helping newfriends out of spawn

Making this server less of a yawn

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BOMBIRIBOM is as cool as dom_

As digital as a CD-ROM

BOMBIRIBOM tries their hardest

To administer Constantiam's IQ test

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Keeping our newfriends safe

So that their fresh bums don't chafe

BOMBIRIBOM is on the case

To protect the Constantiam race

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So if you're not based

Then you are faced

To leave pain free, or agonize while you stay

Whatever you choose, it's Constantiam's way.

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Ballad of Cosmyck

by ianrandmckenzie

BOOK

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Let me tell you about a little trick

To make PvP your top Minecraft pick

Although you might take a lick

You should fight Cosmyck

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As you're passing spawn by

He'll swoop you with his boat fly

And when he catches up

Don't count on him saying, 'sup?'

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He'll drop a thousand crystal shocks

He'll make you shit your crocs

And before your gapple is swallowed

Your whole chest cavity is hallowed

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But if you manage to survive

You should probably take a dive

To any water that is blue

Where his crystal can't get you

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But you'll probably still die

From his sword swooping high

This is why spawnfriends are sick

Of that guy named Cosmyck

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Hey Ian, thanks for
the cake and the help,
I'm almost finished
here now, after
archiving all the
mapart.

In this chest I have
left you a map of the
distant worlds start
location as it was at
the begining of the
expedition as well as

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a private? (Boppler
has it I think) mapart I
made for Travis
before they stopped
playing.

Thanks again,
DarkAndromeda31,
21Jan2021

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

Book I made for Ian after finding his Island Retreat and copying some mapart

Swamped with Work Again

by ianrandmckenzie

On hiatus again while I work through my work backlog!read more

TIMELINE

Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

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Server Name: Constantiam
Server Address: constantiam.net
Server Website: https://constantiam.net

I, Matthew_Hodges (formerly 1203927) am a player who joined in April of 2019, a former House of Dayne member, and former South Canal Corps wo...read more

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